When is that boob in the White House going to figure out he knows about as much about the US Economy (and the American people) as his alcoholic, bigamist father did. Listen up, Berry. I have a few simple rules to follow.
1) Screw Greece. Stealing another trillion dollars from the American Taxpayer will neither solve Greece's problems nor make you as popular as you think you are with the American People. All you have to do is talk about another bail out and the stock market goes in the toilet.
2) Lying to the American people won't work. Just admit you are an ignorant ass who should never have run for president. Yes, we know you drink and smoke. Yes, we expect you have or have had a string of girlfriends on the side. Yes, we understand you most likely have gotten a few women knocked up and dumped them.
3) Do what you demand of us. Get rid of your gas guzzling SUV and buy a Hundai. Slap the bitch wife of yours and make here get her fat ass out in jeans and sweat shirts and plant a REAL garden without the White House gardeners doing the work. We were NOT FOOLED when she supposedly grew a lush garden in 3 weeks when we know from experience those veggies don't come on for 2 months. STOP LYING!
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