I'm so happy.

Back in the news this morning some crazy dentist in Texas is running aroun spouting "Creationism". Why won't those people give up? They were defeated in the Scopes Trial in the 1920's and again and again up to 2003 when the U.S. Supreme Court killed it once and for all. Appearantly, some people are so ignorant that they can't see past Sunday School when they were 8.

Sean Connery and his wife are ordered to appear in Spain over some "money laundering scheme." I actually think this is pretty funny. It would seem that Connery, Nick Cage and other well heeled celebs are finally getting the scruteny they deserve. Do I think Connery is guilt? probubly not.

Now we come back to BP Oil. OMG! The oil slick TRAVELS across the surface of the water. That is a huge surprise to both the Oil Industry and the Government. Makes me feel sort of like a minority because I knew that 1 cup of oil wil cover 5000 sq ft water and will be pushed by the wind to spread and change. Maybe I should be running the world.

So the British held their elections yesterday. It doesn't seem clear who won, but certainly the current PM, Mr. Brown, didn't. Ha.

I think they could simply have avoided the election all together. We could have traded Obama for Brown and called it even. Hmm.. maybe in a few months the Brits would have figured out how they got screwed on that deal.

I love this headline: BUBBLE OF METHANE TRIGGERED RIG EXPLOSION. The only thing I can think to say is, "who on the rig farted?"

Here's another one : Gates steps up campaign to slash defense waste. That's reight. Get rid of all those nasty bullets and bombs and nuclear weapons and concentrate on the important stuff like paying Trillions to companys like Brown & Root and Blackwater and good honest American Companies like that. You know, I really find it amazing how, GW Bush and Obama have destroyed the U.S. Military. People across the world used to respect us for our military strength. Now they laugh. Can you say, Wylie Coyote?