Elena Kagan?

Hey, that bitch looks like a guy in drag. Sorry. Take a look for yourself. Is this going to be the first cross dresser in the Supreme Court? This looks like another Robert Bork to me (Anyone seen him lately?).

Wall Street Crumbles Again

When is that boob in the White House going to figure out he knows about as much about the US Economy (and the American people) as his alcoholic, bigamist father did. Listen up, Berry. I have a few simple rules to follow.

1) Screw Greece. Stealing another trillion dollars from the American Taxpayer will neither solve Greece's problems nor make you as popular as you think you are with the American People. All you have to do is talk about another bail out and the stock market goes in the toilet.

2) Lying to the American people won't work. Just admit you are an ignorant ass who should never have run for president. Yes, we know you drink and smoke. Yes, we expect you have or have had a string of girlfriends on the side. Yes, we understand you most likely have gotten a few women knocked up and dumped them.

3) Do what you demand of us. Get rid of your gas guzzling SUV and buy a Hundai. Slap the bitch wife of yours and make here get her fat ass out in jeans and sweat shirts and plant a REAL garden without the White House gardeners doing the work. We were NOT FOOLED when she supposedly grew a lush garden in 3 weeks when we know from experience those veggies don't come on for 2 months. STOP LYING!

1st lady echoes King's call to brace for hardship

Now there's a headline for you. It turns my stomach.

The 1st lady, Michelle Obama, knows all about hardship. After all didn't she grow up in an affluent, upper middle class neighborhood in Chicago where she would have to associate with the average black person on the street? Wasn't her father a union crane operator who made $70K per year plus benefits at a time when the average working man made $20K? Didn't she have to struggle, working two jobs, to work her way through Princeton?

Obviously here life has been hell, but she has persevered. Now she is a model for all the little black kids in the world. They can look at her and say, "If my dad was rich, I could live in the White House too."

Michelle, you really make me fucking sick.

I'm so happy.

Back in the news this morning some crazy dentist in Texas is running aroun spouting "Creationism". Why won't those people give up? They were defeated in the Scopes Trial in the 1920's and again and again up to 2003 when the U.S. Supreme Court killed it once and for all. Appearantly, some people are so ignorant that they can't see past Sunday School when they were 8.

Sean Connery and his wife are ordered to appear in Spain over some "money laundering scheme." I actually think this is pretty funny. It would seem that Connery, Nick Cage and other well heeled celebs are finally getting the scruteny they deserve. Do I think Connery is guilt? probubly not.

Now we come back to BP Oil. OMG! The oil slick TRAVELS across the surface of the water. That is a huge surprise to both the Oil Industry and the Government. Makes me feel sort of like a minority because I knew that 1 cup of oil wil cover 5000 sq ft water and will be pushed by the wind to spread and change. Maybe I should be running the world.

So the British held their elections yesterday. It doesn't seem clear who won, but certainly the current PM, Mr. Brown, didn't. Ha.

I think they could simply have avoided the election all together. We could have traded Obama for Brown and called it even. Hmm.. maybe in a few months the Brits would have figured out how they got screwed on that deal.

I love this headline: BUBBLE OF METHANE TRIGGERED RIG EXPLOSION. The only thing I can think to say is, "who on the rig farted?"

Here's another one : Gates steps up campaign to slash defense waste. That's reight. Get rid of all those nasty bullets and bombs and nuclear weapons and concentrate on the important stuff like paying Trillions to companys like Brown & Root and Blackwater and good honest American Companies like that. You know, I really find it amazing how, GW Bush and Obama have destroyed the U.S. Military. People across the world used to respect us for our military strength. Now they laugh. Can you say, Wylie Coyote?

Oh God, those Tea Baggers!

Yep. The truth is out. Obama and several of his staff - Rahm Emanuel in particular - do use derogatory terms toward anyone who doesn't march to their drum. This from a new book coming out May 18th written by Wahgington Post Columnist, Johnathan Alter. Now this is interesting. Alter has been a teary-eyed supporter of Obama from day one. What happened? Has the reality of the electing a ghetto rat president of the United States finally sunk in?

In the beginning, it was leaked that Obama did refer to the Tea Party as "Tea Baggers" meaning the derogative, sexual term. Then his handlers claimed it was only a slip of the tongue and nothing was meant by it. Yeah. Obama was born in Hawaii too, I suppose.

Then we find hat Rahm Emanuel is a foul mouthed piece of crap who doesn't care who he insults or abuses. He to Bill Clinton to "Stop acting like the fucking XXXX in chief." He told one woman staffer, "Pull your tampon out and tell me what to say." This coming from a man who has never been elected to anything and has spent his entire carrer hanging on the shirttails of those who have.

It's becomming more and more clear by the day that Obama's house of cards is struggling against the breeze and will fall soon.

First Divorce Fair in Itaily

Yep, that's right. Now all the fat, greasy Italian men can get rid of their fat, greasy, mustachieoed wives. Ok, now that I've insulted a few million people, I'm jokng. Ok?

The point is, the Catholic Church as sat on Italy for centuries, looking over the Italian political, economic and social systems. Divorce was illegal until just a few years ago. Generally we wouldn't think that a bad thing. It's lovely that the Great Catholic Church takes time to shepard the government of Italy. The fact is, the Vatican once was a political state with emense power. What happened?

Well, Martin Luther and Henry VIII told the pope and the church to stick it, didn't they? Since then the church haas declined everywhere except Italy. Now even that last basstion has gone away. Can you blame them? The meddling of the Catholic Church has toppled several hundred goverments in Italy since WWII.

This brings to mind another oddity concerning the Catholic Church. Every year you get several tax bills,right? You get a property tax bill from you county. You get a tax bill from your state and the Federal Government. In some places you even get a tax bill from your city or town. This doesn't even mention payroll taxes, gift taxes, sales taxes and so on. But the Vatican Chruch is the only entity in the world who can tax everyone regardless of where they live in the world. Has anyone else thought about this?

In the news today

If it weren't sad I would be laughing

Obama bans new drilling as oil hits La.

WTG, Barry. El Presedente actually did something. No. Wait. Reading on the ban is only on NEW, as yet non-existant wells drilled in the gulf. Since no new deep ocean wells are planned I suppose the ban will really work and stop the oil companies from putting me wells off the gulf shore.

Crist announces independent bid for Senate
"ST. PETERSBURG, Fla. - Former GOP darling Gov. Charlie Crist defected from the Republican Party on Thursday to run as an independent for U.S. Senate after months of being ripped by conservatives as too supportive of President Barack Obama."

Now this really points to the major problem in American Politics. Charlie Crist was an independant who pleaded with both parties for support in being elected Governor of Florida. The Republicans agreed to kick in more than the Democrats so Crist became a "hie-hard Republican." From day on there has been something terribly wrong with that picture.

I think the St Peterberg Times nailed it with this paragraph from an article dated 4/25
"He ran for governor and was nominated and elected as a conservative,'' said Republican strategist Roger Stone of Miami, a former Crist supporter. "After he was elected he went on an ego trip and began to believe he was more popular and more important than his party and his principles. It was all about Charlie — the cult of Charlie."

Now Crist has pissed off everyone in Florida and it's clear he can't get re-elected Governor so he's going to run for the US Senate? HEY, CHARLIE. LISTEN UP. THE SAME PEOPLE HOW WANT TO THROW YOUR DUMB ASS OUT OF THE GOVERNORS MANSION ARE THE SAME ONES YOU ARE HOPING TO VOTE YOU INTO WASHINGTON.

Schwarzenegger wants to run for president
Calif. governor tells Leno he would run ‘without any doubt’ if he could


Hey, Arnold. What's stopping you? Because you weren't born it the U.S.? That didn't stop Barry Obama.

Older Americans are down on the Democrats
Now this is a brilliant poll. Let me see. The Old people don't trust him because they saw from the beginning what he really is. On January 1st he stole $1000 from every person on Social Security to help fund the bail out of his major campaign contributors. What's not to like?

Lawsuits target AZ law amid calls for boycotts

SHUT THE HELL UP, ALREADY!!
The only ones who are complaining are the illegal Mexicans. I say, send Federal Marshals to Arizona, let them go to all these protest rallys, round up the demonstrators and ship their sorry, illegal asses back to Mexico. Problem solved.