The British Royal Family are way too much like a reality Soap. First we have good old Princh Charles running around with Camilla Park Bowles. Now she's unacceptable - divorced. That means Charlie just deleted himself from the line of secession. Why? The King/Queen are the heads of the Church of England which does not recognize divorce. Who crowns the King? The ArchBishop of Canerbury. Now that just won't happen.
Then we have Prince Andrew, AKA Randy Andy, running around with Koo Stark (remember her?), a stripper in a London hot spot. Interestingly, he's disappeared entirely. No Kingship for him either. Ha!
So who's left but Harry and William. William will be the next King when his mother, Elizabeth, now in her 80's, drops dead. Harry will have to settle for Duke of Windsor or Duke of Dumb or some such. I shouldn't say that really. William and Harry have turned out to be the only two children with any Royal bearing at all. In fact I rather like both of them.
And to further my "like" Pince William is marrying Kate (Soon to be Queen) Middleton. That bitch is HOT. Too bad she's straight or I would be after her myself. (Hmmm... or maybe she's Bi... yummy!) In any case, there you have it. The next King and Queen of England - unless, of course, Willy and Kate are not caught by the press in some dank dungeon playing out some wild perversion (ala Mike Carridine) dressed in leather thongs and carrying floggers or something. In that case, LONG LIVE KING HARRY. Ha!
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