Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Van der Sloot indicted on wire fraud, extortion charges

Well, it looks like after Van der Sloot finishes his 30 year prison sentence for murder in Peru he will be hanging around a courtroom in Alabama for a while. Then he can find a new boy friend in the Alabama State Correctional Institution.

Now let's review the Murder in Peru.

1) Van der Sloot picked up this Flores woman in a casino and went to his hotel room.
2) There they had an argument. Afterward, according to version 1, she fractured her skull on something, gashed herself to make him look guilty, smashed her face in then strangled herself. Or, he elbowed her in the face,knocking her to the floor where the fought and he suffocated her with his shirt.
3) Having done nothing wrong he decided to take a quick tour of Chilie before leaving the continent forever.

Now, you have that all straight?

Obama criticizes GOP while calling federal deficit major concern

If you don't mind I will quite the first paragraph of this amazingly stupid speech.

"Racine, Wisconsin (CNN) -- President Barack Obama acknowledged Wednesday that the federal deficit is a significant concern, but he also criticized Republicans for obstructing what he called commonsense legislation and siding with big business."

Okay, it get is Barry. The spend thrifty Republicans gave the undeserving banks and auto manufactures $780,000,000,000. That's how you see it. Right?

Me thinks El Presidente' has blown a fuse. It would our beloved ignorant moron in the White House who did that. Now, who's siding with big business, Barry?

BP oil cleanup efforts disrupted on many fronts by rough seas

Okay, people. What did I say on April 29th in this blog? June 1 is the beginning of Hurricane Season. Remember?

So why is everyone surprised when a hurricane blows through the Gulf and pushes the oil onto Louisiana and Florida?

OMG, Barry. They have hurricanes in the Gulf of Mexico!!

Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Partial Transcrip of Kagen Confirmation Hearings

Sen Lahey: Tell me about this gun ruling thing again. I didn't like your last answer.
Kagan: What gun thing?
Sen Lahey: The one we just talked about. The one about banning guns everywhere.
Kagan: Senator, what have you been smoking?
Sen Lahey: I suppose you just aren't going to answer that question are you?
Kagan: What question?
Sen Lahey: Okay. Let's just move on. Ms Kagan when did you discover you were a raging dyke?
Kagan: Who said I was a dyke?
Sen Lahey: Well, let me put it this way. Would you date Senator Byrd?
Kagan: No.
Sen Lahey: Why not? Because he's a MAN.
Kagan: Because he's dead, Senator.
Sen Lahey: So you are a necrophiliac. Is that it?
Kagan: Necro what?
Sen Lahey: Now we have confirmed you are a lesbian necrophiliac. Is that right?

Monday, June 28, 2010

Today in the news...

Really there are only a few things.

Senator Byrd finally dropped dead. I suppose I could be honest and tell you this was his only choice - DIE or SUPPORT El Presidente'. Incidentally, the polls are hopping these days. The Republicans point to all the polls and say they prove El Presidente's numbers are falling into the cellar. That appears to be the case. The Democrats claim the "numbers are all over the map" and are meaningless. From a political stand point that means even the Dems agree Obama's in the toilet.

Joran Van de Sloot's claim that his constitutional rights were violated when he confessed has been rejected. This man is just stupid. His claim was that his confession should be thrown out because at the time he was only "represented by a public defender." How stupid is that?

Finally, we have Kyron Horman - the ugliest kid in America. Stop all this hype. His mother killed the little bastard. Lock her ass up and be done with it. I'm reallly tired of seeing his ugly face everywhere I look. It's ruining my apatite.

Friday, June 25, 2010

Widow of Houston Officer Killed by Illegal Immigrant 'Shocked' at ICE Appointment

Now isn't that just like the usual ignorance that creeps out of the White Huse? Kill the Arizona bill before it can take effect and push though some foggy reform bill that does nothing, then abandon the southern border, essentially giving the Illegal felons a free ride and potentially undeserved citizenship.

But then El Presidente's aunt was an illegal and he got her"legalized" so she could stay here even though she has been playing hide-and-seek with immigration for 10 years. How many other illegal relatives does El Presidente' have here?

As I've said before, there is little difference in wording between the Arizona Law and the Federal Immigration Law. The problem is, Arizona will enforce the law while Obama will allow illegals to swarm across the border and live at the expense of honest U.S. Citizens.

Face it Barry. You are a one term president anyway. Do what the American People want. Shut down the border and let the illegals scream all they want. They can't vote anyway.

'Clock is ticking' on immigration reform legislation

I love this part of the article :
"We know the legislative clock is ticking. We know people are getting deported at the highest rate in modern history," Rep. Luis Gutierrez said in remarks delivered at a news conference Thursday, attended by dozens of members of Congress. "We know that the Arizona law, which, unless something happens, will go into effect in about one month, is a call to action. It is a cry of frustration."

So more illegals are being deported than ever in history? What's the problem? Is Congressman Gutierrez worried about the expense to Mexico busing them back to the border to cross illegally again?

Maybe we need to explain to this moron that they are ILLEGAL and have BROKEN FEDERAL LAWS. If he can't get that through his head maybe we need to deport Rep Gutierrez along with the rest of the the illegals and illegal lovers.

Thursday, June 24, 2010

McChrystal's Exit Comes at Key Point in War

I've been through all the wire services this morning and they are all parroting the exact same thing: YEAH. WE GOT PATREAUS NOW.

The problem with that is McCrystal was right. Obama is not a president. Obama's leadership is completely lacking. Obama started a war in Afghanistan and is now ignoring the troops he sent there to die.

It's obvious that the young men and women sent to war are far less important to Barry Obama than raising taxes on the Oil Companies and cramming his health care package down our thoats whether we want it or not. He knows what's important. Those young men and women will not vote for him in the next election anyway, so he might as well dispose of them now. Right?

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

McChrystal relieved of command, Petraeus chosen to take over

Okay. We got the story but what does it really mean. A couple of things.

1) Regardless of how Obama tries to blame Afganistan on the Republicans, he started that war. It has not been going well and his "leadership" has come under both scrutiny and pointed complaint.

2) Obama AKA El Presidente' does not allow anyone in his administration or even working for the government or one of its contractors to say anything negative about him, his complete lack of leadership or the incompetents he chose to work for him.

3) This was the perfect time to assign a "Scape Goat".

4) Petraeus is the perfect "YES MAN" that Obama needed. However, in his usual idiocy, El Presidente' did not think ahead. He will need another Scape Goat in a few months, then who's he going to get?

Mexico files court brief against Arizona immigration law

In a long line of back stabbing insults to the United States we now have Mexico jumping into the fight. There are a couple of point the article missed that I would like to point out.

1) MEXICO is responsible for all the illegals in the U.S. The Mexican Government sees our country at their welfare system. The Mexican Government not only does not try to stop the illegals from coming to the U.S., the both encourage and aid them, giving them bus rides to the border.

2) The Illegals pay big dollars to be smuggled across the border. Do you suppose officials (and prsident) are getting a piece of that action? You know damn well they are.

let me get this straight, Mr Van der Sloot

You picked up the Flores chick in a casino, took her to your hotel room where SHE ripped half her clothes off, Strangled herself, fractured her skull and broker her own neck. Is that it?

Then you claim you should go free because you claim you only confessed to the murder because the police promised to extradite you so you could be tried in Holland? Is that right?

Sorry dude, one of us is REALLY STUPID and it's not me.

Tuesday, June 22, 2010

General recalled to Washington after controversial remarks in article

Gen. Stanley McChrystal actually didn't say anything. A couple of his aids told the truth saying Obama, Emanuel, Biden, Pelosi and Reid were wimps. They are. Isn't it typical of this administration to kill the messenger and leave the offenders go free?

Look at the record.
Obama - No military experience
Biden - No military experience
Emanuel - Hid in College from the draft - No Experience
Pelosi - No military experience Hahahaha
Reid - Rejected by military

These are the people making life and death decisions for our troops in the field?

Nebraska immigration law passes

Yes folks, Nebraska, home to more hogs and chickens than people passed an immigration law making it illegal to hire illegal immigrants or rent them apartments. THOSE BASTARDS!!!

Oh, wait a minute. That's the basic of the Federal INS law. Reportedly the vote went 1100 illegals voting NO while 1300 legal residents voted YES.

THEY ARE COMING CANADA!!

Okay, look. The Federal courts will throw this law out, but that will take several years and by then the beaners will have moved on and who will really care?

This whole thing is winding up to be not much more than another BLACK EYE for El Presidente' and his incompetent government. Barry, Leadership by "Political Payoffs" doesn't work.

Monday, June 21, 2010

Emanuel links fall elections to GOP support of BP

This is typical thinking on the part of Rahm Emanuel.

"The White House is relishing what it sees as "a political gift" — GOP criticism of the administration for pushing BP for a $20 billion compensation fund — and warning of the danger if voters put big business-backing Republicans back in power."

But let's look back at the 2007-2008 presidential campaign. All the "millions of little black kids picking up pop bottles" turned out to be Major Oil Companies, Major Investment Banks, GM, Chrysler, AIG etc(all whom were "bailed" out by Obama at the expense of the tax payer). Now I ask, who is backed by big business?

Tea partiers wary of regulation, even in BP spill

Republican Congressman Joe Barton of Texas laid it on the line to El Presidente' saying,

"This crisis has been a case study in failure to lead, failure to act, and using a crisis to advance your own agenda rather than solve the problem."

It's now obvious "whose ass to kick" it will be, eh Barry? Uncovering Obamas's true agenda is both politically and personally dangerous. I would guess that Mr. Barton can expect a friendly midnight visit from a few of the White House thugs who will then be found on "official records" to have been at a hog sale in Omaha.

Van der Sloot: I was 'tricked' into confessing

Okay, let me see if I got this right. The Peruvian police "tricked" Joran (The serial murderer) Van der Sloot into confessing by promising him he would be tried in the Netherlands, not Peru for his latest butchering of a young woman. Oh yeah, I totally believe this. This guy didn't know the woman, never met her and the videos of her entering his apartment were faked. The Peruvian police stupidly risked an international incident by railroading this guy. Van de Sloot is a fine, upstanding young man and everything that he says must be believed because he has never done anything wrong in his entire life - well, we won't mention blackmail and fraud, but what the hell.

Now where's this swampland you wanted me to look at?

Sunday, June 20, 2010

U.S. says new sanctions on Iran could impact Pakistan

Okay. And this is a bad thing? The Pakis essentially tell us to go fuck ourselves while the hide and fund the Talaban and Al Quida. They are a major marketplace for weapons sales to insurgent groups and openly defy the U.S. and the rest of the world by flaunting their involvement with terrorism.

Now the nutless president is afraid of impacting them? Someone should sanction Obama back to the ghetto in Chicago where he came from. Oops. I meant Hawaii. Oops. I meant KENYA.

White House: July 2011 Afghan withdrawal 'firm'

We can only guess that his "FIRM" date is as firm as January 21, 2008, the day after Obama took office and the troops in Iraq all came home. However, I truly believe the only really firm date will be January 20, 2012, the day we get rid of boil on the ass of America.

Saturday, June 19, 2010

Clinton announces funding for Palestinian refugees

My my ain't that nice. Do the fucking math. Hillary Clinton is going to give more than $12,000,000 to each of 4,700,000 Muslims who hate us and blame us for their problems with Israel. This must be part of Obama's U.S. Economic Recovery Plan. It makes just about as much sense.

The big problem begins with the word "Refugees." what the hell is a refugee? Isn't that someone who is put out of their homes and forced to the roads, fleeing a war? These people left voluntarily. If there is a war, they started it. Now the American Tax Payer is going to shell out $60 Millions because of the choice these "Refugees" made?

My my ain't that nice is a term you learn to say in finishing school instead of saying "BULLSHIT!"

White House announces initiatives to curb waste, fraud and abuse

So this was presented by Joe Biden, Vice El Presidente'. So are they cutting his job? He's one of the biggest frauds and waste of tax payer money in Government.

And does this mean all the banks, auto and oil companies who got "stimulus" money have to pay it back? We should hope so. And while they are at it, the GAO should be looking at the waste in the White House starting with El Presidente'.

Thursday, June 17, 2010

Obama uses call to arms to shift arc of oil crisis

This sounds like a good thing: El Presidente' taking the lead in the war on Afganistan... no Iraq... no Mexico... no Canada!... no... OMG the American People. Well, at least he defined the real culprets in this Gulf oil spill mess. The article reads in part

"His enemies were oil industry lobbyists and corrupt regulators, foreign energy suppliers and conservative policy makers, and a stubborn gushing well at the bottom of the sea."

Of course, later on in the article he revised this list to include the real culprets - The Republican Party - for (a) causing the oil spill in the first place and (b) not raising taxes. But both of these failures on the part of the Republicans will soon be rectified under Obama's leadership.

It is, however, very odd how that the Oil Companies escaped the list. It must have something to do with contributions to his election campaign and the campaigns of his Democratic cronies. Well?

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Obama speech to detail oil spill response, call for energy reform

Reporter: Now tell us Mr. Obama, just exactly what is your Oil plan?
Obama: I'm raising taxes.
Reporter: I see. And how does that help clean up the oil in the Gulf?
Obama: You obviously don't know how things work.
Reporter: It seems not. So honest, hard working Americans pay higher taxes and the oil mess in the Gulf just sort of goes away. Is that what you are saying, Mr. President?
Obama: That man is a Republican plant!
(Sounds of man being plumled with clubs)
Obama: Mr. Brokaw. What is your question?
Tom Brokaw: How high will these taxes be, Mr. President and who will be stuck with the burden?
Obama: Well, I wouldn't worry, Tom. You and I are in the upper end so we don't pay taxes. It's the little, insugnicant people to pay taxes. (Sound of chuckling).
Tom Brokaw: And why not raise taxes on the Oil Companies?
Obama: That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. Raise taxes on the oil companies? Who do you thing put me in office to begin with? Tax the oil companies. (Rachaus laughter)
Tom Brokaw: But you are already in office, Mr. President. Umm...
Obama: Tom... you just don't understand, do you? Second term, Tom.
Tom Brokaw: But Mr. President, the polls show you a large loser in the next presidenctial election. In fact, you are 15 points behind Ted Kennedy and he's dead.
(Sounds of plumling)...

Sunday, June 13, 2010

Obama to address nation on oil disaster Tuesday night

The expected text of Obama's speech on Tuesday

My fellow Americans - most of whom are black and voted for me, I got a phone call from the Governor of Lousiana who told me there was an oil leak in the Gulf. Let me point out, I take this very seriously. We cannot have oil leaking into the Gulf of Tonkin. The Vietnamese... (voice whispered off camera)... Oh... um... Yes. We cannot have oil leading into the Persian Gulf. This could be a catistrophic.. (voice whispered off camera)... umm.. what I meant to say... Umm.. Just Gulf... that's good enough... you can figure it out.

Now those slimy British who run Exxon or Phillips or one of those oil Companies that have caused this disaster need to step up to the plate and do what I've done - raise taxes. (Voice whispering off camera) Oh but I want to assure our friends and close allies in England that we don't blame any of this mess on you. It was entirely those bastards in Britain who did it...

PLEASE STANDY BY WE ARE HAVING TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES

Barack Obama: I’m not anti-British

Obama says his hatred of BP Oil is not a stance that indicates he hates the British. He's quite right. It indicates the Brits are not special. Obama hates all whites.

Now let's look at the Obama Economy... This is typical. We are out of the woods and in recovery.

Obama Appeals to Congress for $50 Billion in Emergency Aid Buried down in the article is this little tidbit...

"Obama’s plea [for 50 billions] comes despite last year’s $787 billion economic stimulus package, which worked to stabilize the failing economy, but did little to help the country’s high unemployment rate. At 9.7 percent, unemployment is nearly the same as it was a year ago."

In other words, $787,000,000,000 was given to the banks and investment firms to pay off Obama's political contributors, but the white auto worker, the while store owner, the white carpenter and the white everything else to screwed and is till looking for work. What a guy we have for president. Go back and read about the great depression, Barry. FDR didn't bail out the banks or the auto industry. HE FUCKING MADE JOBS AND PUT PEOPLE TO WORK. Can I yell it any louder? And $50 billion now is going to fix the economy whent $787 billion didn't? Which one of Obama's rich friends is he paying off now?

Friday, June 11, 2010

Calif. Teen Sailor Located, Alive and Well, Drifting in Indian Ocean

So you think I'm going is piss and bitch about a 16 year old on an adventure in the middle of the ocean by herself, right? Bullshit. I think she's a gutsy, smart girl with a whole lot of potential and who will do some amazing things in the future.

Ok, she's out in the middle of the Indian Ocean after battling a storm with 30 foot waves rounding the southern tip of Africa. She broke her mast. That could happen to anyone in those waters. The two things she did were sensable and smart. First she admited she was in some trouble before it became life threatening and sent out a distress call. Smart girl. Wait until you are sinking to do that and the search crews will never find you. Second she did not cut away the mast and sails. Why is that smart? They are acting like a sea anchor, reducing her drift and holding her relative position.

Right now, the weather is good and she is not in any real trouble. Should a storm come up before rescue arrives she can still cut away the mast and sail. Then jerry-rig a stay sail and hold her bow into the storm.

Smart girl there.

Hispanics abandon Arizona, fleeing economy, immigration law

Now isn't that interesting. All the hispanics have been screaming and yelling about "Racial Profililing" for weeks, not it turns out the have proved by their own actions they are illegal alians and felons. Why do they think they can get away with breaking our laws then screaming when they get caught?

Now, of course, they are moving to New Mexico and California. But, what they don't get is they will cause the same problem in those states and the states will enact the same law Arizona did. Then where do they go? North?

I foresee in 3 or 4 years the illegal Mexicans being Canada's problem. The Canadians are laughing at us now. They won't be.

LMAO

Ok, so everyone in the world knows that Joran Van der Snot...opps... Sloot is a one man crime wave. But now he's bilked the FBI? Now that's funny. Look, telling the FBI that he and his father hid the body is enough the bring charges. Instead what do they do? They give him $25,000 with a promise of $225,000 more. El Presidente', did you dream this plan up?

So now the Gulf Oil Mess. This is too funny also. El Presidente' is hopping mad. But he has come up with a solution for this Environmenal Disaster. (Wait for it...) HE'S GOING TO RAISE TAXES! Good plan Barry. Now while the oysterman and shrimp fhishermen are losing their homes you will have lots more money to give away to your friends in the Banking Industry who made large, illegal contributions to get you elected. But I have to agree. This is a terrible mess and we should do some serious ass kicking. I suggest we start with Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi and work out way up the ladder.

Tuesday, June 8, 2010

Official: Van der Sloot confesses to Peru slaying

Damn if feel so bad about this. Van der Sloot was only held over the weekend, the police didn't even get to use thumb screws and rubber hoses. Come on Peruvian Cops. Us them anyway and drag this out. This guy deserves a little mistreatment.

And what about the victim? Well, it's easy to see that Van der Sloot has come down in the world. Natalee Holloway was a good looking, though stupid, girl, while the lastest chick was really pretty much a skank. Don't mean to speak badly of the dead, but DAMN WOMAN, did he make you wear a sack over your head?

I would have fired BP chief by now, Obama says

What an incredible ass we have living in the white house. Tony Hayward's company caused a desaster in the Gulf of Mexico which may or may not have been BP's fault. Certianly the Federal Agency which oversees the oil rigs has to bare some responsibility. Why isn't El Presidente' down on those idiots? The driller was not BP Oil. The should bare some responsibility too.

And just look where this is coming from? Barack (Raghead) Obama. This is the man who blames GW Bush for destroying the economy across the entire world. Well, someone has forgotten the day after El Presidente' was elected the NY Stock market went from strong and grown to the toilet. Suddenly the bank are in bad shape and standing around with their hands out for tax payer money. (Oh, but they are too big ot fail.) And El Presidente' rewards these guys with $800,000,000,000 in bonuses to save the American Economy (or repay his campaign debts - you decide). What a complete and total ass we have in the White House.

Friday, June 4, 2010

Dutchman linked to missing girl and murder victim is arrested

Well folks the saga of the little right-shit, dutch boy's international crime spree continues. Joran van der Sloot is STILL the #1 suspct in the Natalee Holloway murder in Aruba. Now he's been captured trying to excape Peru where he is the #1 suspect in the murder of another woman, Stephany Flores.

Well, daddy, the big wheel judge, got him off in Aruba, but Peru will be a differnt story. This little twit will rot in prison for a couple of years before his trial, then spend 30 more there. I hope he finds a boyfriend in prison who will take good care of him (two or three times a day).

Thursday, June 3, 2010

White House says it contacted candidate about jobs

For those of you who haven't been keeping up on this, El Presidente' tried to FIX the Colorado election for the U.S. Senate. Now O-yeah-bama claims he only sent Billy Clinton to Colorado to "offer [one of] the candidate[s] a job." Yeah and El Presidente' only knows Ayers "slightly because their kids went to school together", "quit smoking" and "stumbled at the feet of the King of Saudi Arabia."

And I'm sure he really didn't have anything to do with fixing the immigration court so his ilegal aunt would not be deported too.

Wednesday, June 2, 2010

Obama challenges Republicans to help on economy

Now this really is funny. Under Bush the economy was bad. A month after OIbama took over the economy spiraled down into the toilet. All the fault of the Republicans, obviously.

The Republincas bit the bullet and voted to squander nearly one TRILLION dollers to bail out Obamas friends and large campaign contributors. Damned, ungreatful Republicans.

Next came the Unemployment extension (twice) which was supported by the Republicans. (Those Bastards!)

El Presidente' needs to pull his head out of his ass and stop playing the blame game. Complete lack of confidence in him put the economy where it is. His ideas for salvaging the mess haven't worked. TAKE RESPONSIBILITY AND STOP POINTING FINGERS!